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A Bad Taste of Pico A Bad Taste of Pico

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Repetetive, but still fun

It's a good game, nice graphics, it's smooth. It's well made overall. And I love the looks of that hamburger!
The game itself reminds me alot of the old Oddworld games, with Abe and his race, Mudokons, trying to escape a meat factory, although... I don't recall them using guns!
The whole game feels like it's Oddworld inspired, which I don't mind, though I love Oddworld.
I do have to complain about the lack of color though. The same brown and grey all the time makes the game boring to look at, although the bloodsplatter and corpses you find are exceptions.
All and all, it's a nice game, and it's worth playing it.
Keep it up!

And SimDateMultiMedia... your computer must be really bad (that or your connection)... I didn't meet with a single bug!

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Zombie-Mayhem Zombie-Mayhem

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Incredibly strong form of the adjective "awesome"

Seriously, this game is underrated to the bone! 3.94? It deserves at least 4.50!
This game is genius, hilarious and addicting.
Though your "friends" are in the far back where the zombies spawn, it makes the game a lot harder than it would if it were to only shoot the zombies. The different waves, adding more and faster spawns makes it tense and stressing.
It's hard, but so god dam addicting.
Kudos to ya for this! And I don't get how someone could get over 1000!
I really don't know how you could possibly improve this!
Keep it up, and do make sequels, making it better and better.

I love ya for this ;)

Puzzle Freak 2 Puzzle Freak 2

Rated 2 / 5 stars

There's a reason this is bad...


It's truly the exact same game... nothing new whatsoever.

Neverending Light Neverending Light

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not really that good...

I don't quite understand why people find this game scary, or that "awesome" overall. First of all, it was way too short. Second, a "scary" game, isn't "scary" when you're invincible;
You get pierced by a spear-thing twice, the screen glows red, nothing more. The thing on the bridge you cross in the beginning, I walked into it several times, until I barely couldn't see my character, still not dead. And I don't think even Wolverine from X-Men heals as fast as he does. And I tried to avoid the dark pits, trying not to fall... but I failed, I falled... no, wait... you couldn't fall!

Also, the girlfriends voice and dialogues pretty much blows the small excitement that is there. The game loses it's atmosphere every time she enters the scene. "I didn't really need those internal organs anyway"? riiight... not to forget the sprites when they suddenly speak...

It's also way too easy (d'uh, you ARE invincible), just run up to the tail of the thing, bash a little, other than that... just walk and listen to people speak. The game kept me half-entertained for about 5 minutes, and three of those minutes were spent listening to people.

The graphics though are nice, and pretty original, it was a long time ago I saw such a layout in a game.

Ultimately, the hype is not to be believed... if you're not a paranoid person who freaks when you open a door, and sits in the dark with your speakers on max volume, you won't get scared from this game... Hell, watching "Days of our lives" is scarier than this... literally.
Still, I have to give you credits for the graphics, and the idea wasn't bad, just pretty much reused. The creatures weren't too original if I say so myself...

So, better luck next time. And I hope I can give you a more postitive review on the next installment of "Neverending Light".

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Doom Triple Pack Doom Triple Pack

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is truly epic, the greatest find I've ever made on Newgrounds.
I played this game all the time in my childhood, and it's still one of my favorite games ever. You've given me the greatest nostalgia trip in a long long time. I thank you with a thousand hugs and kisses for that achievement!
Only thing I have to complain about is the music, but I can guess that the file would be way too big with the music.

Anyway, this is going to favorites, and will probably stay there for the rest of my time here on NG, congrats for making an epic remake on the most epic game in gaming history!

Castle Crashing the Beard Castle Crashing the Beard

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great, just great

A great game, I never knew killing someones beard could be so fun!
Great game in every way, I unfortunately don't have much more to say than that, because that practically explains it all. Keep it up!

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Karoshi:Suicide Salaryman Karoshi:Suicide Salaryman

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

What can I say

It's original. very original.
To die instead of survive is alot more fun, especially though every stupid game there are is about surviving. But I gotta say that I HATE the bloodeffects when you die, and it was way too easy.
But other than that, I really don't have anything to complain about. congrats on making a great game, keep it up

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Body Ladder Body Ladder

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Great game

But it really gets boring fast. It's unfortunately the same thing over and over again. nothing new whatsoever. but I never got the problem that everyone is crying about, namely that mofunzone ad.
Still, it's a great game, but it could evolve into so much more. Try again, I would love to test the game again.

Pandemic II Pandemic II

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great game

It at least killed alot of my time!
First time I played I killed everyone except for the people on New Zealand...
This time I annihilated USA, Canada and another country before I gave up -.-'
My bads to the third country for not remembering ^^
Anyways, great game, pretty addicitve. i can't believe I actually sat through a whole game! But of course, I had some nostalgia with good old Resident Evil 1 at the same time ^^ Keep it up! I'm hoping for a third!

Ragdoll Avalanche II Ragdoll Avalanche II

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this game is so awesome xD

I beat my old record from when this was new ^^
My new record is 1365! I'm proud of myself xD
it's pretty easy to get a high score actually, first: try to loose the outer parts of the arms and legs, then just try to stay in the middle so that you can flee in multiple directions. And of course you need to know how he twirls and stuff, but you'll learn it eventually ;) Great game, I hope you'll make more one day ^^

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